<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125834295326759931</id><updated>2012-01-17T21:41:24.240-08:00</updated><title type='text'>eating a dead horse</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4125834295326759931/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>reagan juice</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K12xhVExX44/TBhWJ_9X-EI/AAAAAAAAAH4/qcv_mmbPogc/S220/ronald-reagan.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125834295326759931.post-5752165036197913363</id><published>2011-05-24T10:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-29T05:53:55.927-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yFff3y5-FWQ/TdvsPGw6bfI/AAAAAAAAAJU/6sHjFUEFwjM/s1600/huge-crowd.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 156px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yFff3y5-FWQ/TdvsPGw6bfI/AAAAAAAAAJU/6sHjFUEFwjM/s200/huge-crowd.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610337505078046194" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- mass&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it was left&lt;br /&gt;after a heavy rain&lt;br /&gt;in a town&lt;br /&gt;not far&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and it resides&lt;br /&gt;below&lt;br /&gt;and above&lt;br /&gt;the confines&lt;br /&gt;of a day&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7:09a&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;her movement to lean over me in the morning&lt;br /&gt;could have been a fall or a wicked punch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i ask, "did you kiss me?"&lt;br /&gt;and she replies, "of course".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;scotch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know a girl&lt;br /&gt;next door with&lt;br /&gt;sugary blood&lt;br /&gt;and sticky feet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I ask,&lt;br /&gt;when will you learn?&lt;br /&gt;and she replies,&lt;br /&gt;in time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so I'll take&lt;br /&gt;her wings&lt;br /&gt;and fly to hell&lt;br /&gt;where the earth&lt;br /&gt;can't grab me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and the lakes&lt;br /&gt;will taste of scotch&lt;br /&gt;boiling over&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10:57p&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you'll be awake&lt;br /&gt;on the day it sticks&lt;br /&gt;and the clattering of hands&lt;br /&gt;will slap the brains out&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so take it easy kid&lt;br /&gt;and live fucking right&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;walk yourself&lt;br /&gt;into an easy phase&lt;br /&gt;and stop dreaming&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sex, abysmal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she called and asked,&lt;br /&gt;"do you know what you did?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and i reply,&lt;br /&gt;"not really .."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"you forgot to put your cigarette out. the ashtray's full of burnt up cigarettes and it's cracked."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm surprised that happened&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and she explains,&lt;br /&gt;"you could've torched the entire building!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a few healthy moments passed&lt;br /&gt;while it eased into place&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;men&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;they pass her around&lt;br /&gt;with hands and hooves&lt;br /&gt;and continue drinking&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she squealed and came&lt;br /&gt;until the next one came&lt;br /&gt;and taught them very little&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'74&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wandered the city&lt;br /&gt;and found a ghost&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wandering too&lt;br /&gt;she smiled and crept&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so i followed behind&lt;br /&gt;with a cold few steps&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;into a grand&lt;br /&gt;blue night&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3:15a&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she'll fuck,&lt;br /&gt;he thinks&lt;br /&gt;and falls asleep&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in a day i'll say something brilliant&lt;br /&gt;or nothing at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- 11:57p&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the roads possess everything&lt;br /&gt;to a man like me&lt;br /&gt;devoid of secrets&lt;br /&gt;and impervious to value&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;held back&lt;br /&gt;in a land of old things&lt;br /&gt;and constant beatings&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dance girl&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i pretend she'll go there and talk about me.&lt;br /&gt;she won't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she'll laugh and dance&lt;br /&gt;drink and sweat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i ask, "where will you sleep?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and she'll nervously float&lt;br /&gt;to the hell of my brain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9:13p&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i drink when i want to&lt;br /&gt;and i rest when i need to&lt;br /&gt;i eat at normal intervals&lt;br /&gt;and get haircuts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my hours exist in standard&lt;br /&gt;bullshit cliches&lt;br /&gt;and the days have ends&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;someday i'll die&lt;br /&gt;and someday you will&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;within that framework&lt;br /&gt;something has to give&lt;br /&gt;because i have a button&lt;br /&gt;that can destroy everything&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;j. crew&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i stepped from the bed&lt;br /&gt;and onto the floor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"it must get cold here.."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i limped across the room and opened the window.&lt;br /&gt;definitely not florida.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"do you want coffee with your pancakes?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the voice was soft&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"do i like pancakes?"&lt;br /&gt;"of course you do.."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she sat on the bed and tossed the covers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"who are you?"&lt;br /&gt;"you're being weird again, josh."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;beautiful girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"you were in the shower for a while"&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;"what about it?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;on a day like this&lt;br /&gt;we should go ahead and fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sunday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the blonde was brought up well&lt;br /&gt;with earth-planted feet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she walked out on a sunday&lt;br /&gt;cursing the heat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;me and my group were on the corner&lt;br /&gt;floating around like paper&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she asked&lt;br /&gt;"you got a smoke"&lt;br /&gt;and I replied,&lt;br /&gt;"sure"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she smiled and we continued&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4125834295326759931-5752165036197913363?l=eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/feeds/5752165036197913363/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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but not like a politician&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I always think I'm going nuts &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm sick of being advertised to&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I apparently mumble. and I never smile. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate quotation symbols&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;most of what I love is old&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd like to marry a french girl but I'd settle for a classy american&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;today I ate a bowl of trix, buttery-ass toast, a really spicy pickle, an egg salad sandwich, and a shitload of pretzels&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I drink a lot when I drink&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4125834295326759931-9147147170712984526?l=eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/feeds/9147147170712984526/comments/default' title='Post 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carnage&lt;br /&gt;get your dick out of my food&lt;br /&gt;twenty-three lubed-up schizophrenics with delusions of grandeur&lt;br /&gt;get the fuck out of my office&lt;br /&gt;skin graft at 75 miles per hour&lt;br /&gt;beach party for heroin addicts&lt;br /&gt;they should legalize drugs so you can hurry up and fucking die&lt;br /&gt;your life, a real page turner&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4125834295326759931-7102494901661463963?l=eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/feeds/7102494901661463963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/2009/09/song-titles.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K12xhVExX44/TBhWJ_9X-EI/AAAAAAAAAH4/qcv_mmbPogc/S220/ronald-reagan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K12xhVExX44/So4QPZNU4TI/AAAAAAAAADg/7D40km7FeDM/s72-c/ghost.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125834295326759931.post-4919068076382451759</id><published>2009-08-06T21:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T19:24:08.769-08:00</updated><title type='text'>people who'd be better with tourettes</title><content type='html'>preachers&lt;br /&gt;electrical workers&lt;br /&gt;hitler&lt;br /&gt;a class full of 1st graders&lt;br /&gt;kittens&lt;br /&gt;any president&lt;br /&gt;terrorists&lt;br /&gt;porn stars&lt;br /&gt;oprah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K12xhVExX44/Snz5FCHwiAI/AAAAAAAAACI/nSkzZ_1Rbt0/s1600-h/oprah.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 162px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K12xhVExX44/Snz5FCHwiAI/AAAAAAAAACI/nSkzZ_1Rbt0/s200/oprah.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367438720782862338" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4125834295326759931-4919068076382451759?l=eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/feeds/4919068076382451759/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/2009/08/people-whod-be-better-with-tourettes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125834295326759931.post-2033335368698727756</id><published>2009-08-06T20:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-24T13:42:00.435-07:00</updated><title type='text'>random film scenes</title><content type='html'>INT: Burgers, Day&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;muzak version of "and she was" by talking heads plays overhead. the cashier, male, is dressed like any cashier and shaped like any kid. adam and clark are professional.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CASHIER&lt;br /&gt;Welcome to Burgers. What'll ya have?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ADAM&lt;br /&gt;I'll have a mocha shake and a large order of onion rings. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CASHIER &lt;br /&gt;We're out of mocha. You wanna try the banana shake instead? It's on special.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CLARK &lt;br /&gt;Yeah, I'll try it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CASHIER &lt;br /&gt;And for you sir?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ADAM &lt;br /&gt;I'll just have a burger, mid rare. The wife has me on a diet. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CASHIER &lt;br /&gt;Anything to drink?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ADAM &lt;br /&gt;Fuck off. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CUT TO:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INT: Dining area of Burger's, Day  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;adam and clark have found a table and are sitting directly across from each other. both have removed their jackets. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ADAM &lt;br /&gt;I can't believe that Dresden account. What a shitbag.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CLARK &lt;br /&gt;Yeah ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K12xhVExX44/Snz6U8lGOxI/AAAAAAAAACQ/vft0FcjwPtM/s1600-h/professionals.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 252px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K12xhVExX44/Snz6U8lGOxI/AAAAAAAAACQ/vft0FcjwPtM/s320/professionals.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367440093684841234" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4125834295326759931-2033335368698727756?l=eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/feeds/2033335368698727756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/2009/08/random-film-scenes-that-i-would-like-to.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4125834295326759931/posts/default/2033335368698727756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4125834295326759931/posts/default/2033335368698727756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/2009/08/random-film-scenes-that-i-would-like-to.html' title='random film scenes'/><author><name>reagan juice</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K12xhVExX44/TBhWJ_9X-EI/AAAAAAAAAH4/qcv_mmbPogc/S220/ronald-reagan.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K12xhVExX44/Snz6U8lGOxI/AAAAAAAAACQ/vft0FcjwPtM/s72-c/professionals.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125834295326759931.post-8523473533618806371</id><published>2009-08-05T20:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-25T19:14:38.261-07:00</updated><title type='text'>i miss hardcore shows</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sxZ2xOtkagY&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sxZ2xOtkagY&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ihateyouthattack.com/" target="_blank"&gt;ihateyouthattack.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4125834295326759931-8523473533618806371?l=eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/feeds/8523473533618806371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/2009/08/first-and-foremost.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4125834295326759931/posts/default/8523473533618806371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4125834295326759931/posts/default/8523473533618806371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingadeadhorse.blogspot.com/2009/08/first-and-foremost.html' title='i miss hardcore shows'/><author><name>reagan juice</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K12xhVExX44/TBhWJ_9X-EI/AAAAAAAAAH4/qcv_mmbPogc/S220/ronald-reagan.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
